- By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher! (Socrates)
- Then there was a man who said, "I never knew what real happiness was until I got married; and then it was too late!"
- He said... Why do you women always try to impress us with your looks, not with your brains?
She said...Because there is a bigger chance that a man is a moron than he is blind.
- How do most men define marriage? An expensive way to get laundry done for free.

- A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"
And the father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."

- Remember: Marriage is the number one cause of divorce. It's TRUE!
Statistically 100% of all divorces started with marriage.